10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
9. Christmas trees don`t get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
8. A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial
one in the closet.
7. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you break one of its
balls.
6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you look up underneath
it.
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