Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad
news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ..
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had
to amputate both of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor : There's a guy in the next ward who made a
very good offer on your slippers. |